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[01 Jan 2006|02:07am]
I am moving out of ex-boyfriend land so I'm officially saying a big fat fuck you to this journal.

Wish I could say I loved it but that would be a lie. I no longer love this journal. I no longer love him. and I no longer wish to be here.

Later taters.
(CMNT)

[01 Jan 2006|01:39am]
I refuse to ever go to the apartment. Never again. Ever. I am not friends with those people anymore.

End.

[30 Dec 2005|01:36am]
my confessions of 2005 )
(CMNT)

[28 Dec 2005|01:57am]
I was just checking something and you're a fucking retard. It just took me breaking up with you to realize it. damn....
(CMNT)

[28 Dec 2005|01:32am]
All I have to say is....ha ha hahahaha...


=)
(CMNT)

[26 Dec 2005|01:04am]
Yeah, I got hacked. I'm amused. Baby, you can't hack worth a shit. You should call me sometime. I could show you a thing or two. I did this shit when I was your baby age..oh yeah..17. At least I'm more grown up than your ass. By the way I have proof and I'm gonna use it to my advantage. So go suck on a cock you slutty piece of shit cunt.

Peace out.

=)
(CMNT)

[25 Dec 2005|12:21am]
Yeah, still happy.

=)
(CMNT)

[24 Dec 2005|02:03pm]
I'm so happy. You have no idea. Joe got me a ring for Christmas. =)

Yeah, things are getting better and no stupid, narcissistic, son of a bitch is going to change that.

=)
(CMNT)

[21 Dec 2005|12:11am]
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for 3amwhore:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stpsychotica3610A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please
2ndpsh6A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please
3rd_xbrokenwingsx_A key to the playboy mansion
4thpsh6A creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narration
5thghoulvomita TiVo full of porn
6thpsychotica3610a visitor from an escort service
7thsituateda pop-up kama sutra
8thchukolate_iconsA world-reknowned sexual teacher
9thchukolate_iconsa crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'
10thchukolate_iconsa crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'
11thinveinA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends
12thravagedxbeautya fitted corset made of cling wrap
Take this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com
( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
(2 Reads)| (CMNT)

[20 Dec 2005|01:38am]
Ring of fire came on the screen, he whispered in my ear that it was his favorite Johnny Cash song, and then proceeded to put his arm around me.

yeah, that made me smile.
(CMNT)

[19 Dec 2005|01:52pm]
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

I love this icon.


Image hosted by Photobucket.com

=)
(CMNT)

[11 Dec 2005|05:33pm]
*blank stare*


yeah.

You suck.

goodbye.
(CMNT)

[10 Dec 2005|11:00am]
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(CMNT)

[09 Dec 2005|12:55pm]
I bought a new outfit today.

Yes, I understand since a majority of men read this piece of crap I like to call a journal they will have no real interest but.....I like it. It has a army theme to it. Lots of green. It's exciting since it's something new for me. =)

Anyway........must shower, change, and get ready for work.

Later kids.
(CMNT)

[09 Dec 2005|01:59am]
*screams in ecstacy*

http://shop.comedycentral.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2131702&cp=10880337.1124816&view=all&parentPage=family

I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DID YOU HEAR ME?


I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2 Reads)| (CMNT)

[09 Dec 2005|01:23am]
I was inspired to write one of those....*insert # here* random things about me here.

I have no clue what i'm gonna say so.....randomness )
(CMNT)

[08 Dec 2005|12:09pm]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I helped [info]sadsuzi hide a body (-173 points). In July I helped [info]lost_old_soul across the street (6 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In September I pushed [info]xwasteofpaint__ in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-189 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
3amwhore

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
(CMNT)

[07 Dec 2005|11:01pm]
I have almost burned down my desk twice with the same candle. A red one. Candles have a meaning...well the colors have meaning. They can be used for spells.

RED: Physical pleasures, stimulationg, lust, marriage, courage, strength against enemies. Passion, love, respect,lust, strength, courage, power, unity, sensuality, energy, health, fertility, will power

I have other candles in my room lit right now.


WHITE: Highest consciousness to protect, purify, heal, chilkdren, pets balance, birth, truth, unity, protection, peace, purification, happiness, spirituality, release positive energy, to call upon spirits, healing. Can be substituted for any color candle in rituals.

DARK or ROYAL BLUE: Promotes laughter and joy, loyalty, use to attract Jupiter energy, or whenever an influence needs to be increased. Wisdom, self awareness, causing change, calming, sleep, truth, dreams, emotions, loyalty
(9 Reads)| (CMNT)

[07 Dec 2005|06:25pm]
http://mp.danwho.net/index.php?id=snl_danecook_monologue

This has to be one of the greatest snl moments EVER!

Oh, and watch the sweater one too! It's awesome!

=)
(CMNT)

[07 Dec 2005|03:54pm]
My dad smoked camel cigs. My mom told me that a few minutes ago. It makes me feel really close to him. Plus he never smoked lights. =) That's where I get it from.

It's weird that the fact he did that makes me feel close to him in a way.
(CMNT)

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